Negative Affirmations

I am not flying under the radar -

The radar picked me up long ago.

And I do not harness light like a laser

Or know anything you need to know.

I am not a victim of omission,

Merely forgotten with no malice towards me ... 

So relative to this world of conditions

I am exactly where Le SaveLove should be


I do not speak smoothly.

Children, dogs, cats, and people on the street do not respond naturally to my warmth.

I could not trump Trump with my ability to replenish standards of language.

I present no alternative to violence and hot-headed behavior in general.


negative affirmation #3,9456,~783!//x//:

I do not have the time to inspire an audience,

nor does America want a comedian such as I, with the time,

at this time.